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May 24, 2012

And I Quote: the best one-liners of the week

by Bob Sassone, posted Mar 24th 2006 1:38PM

  • Family Guy"Flanders?! Can't a man drink alone on a Wednesday morning?" - Homer, to Flanders, who interrupted him sleeping and drinking in a hammock, on The Simpsons.
  • "Two shakes, that's enough, move along." - the FCC censor following everyone around, telling a guy at a urinal that he can't do anymore, on Family Guy.
  • "This is just like Lethal Weapon. Only I actually do hate you." - Detective O'Brien, after being paired with new partner Evans, on Heist.
  • "Yeah, but then who would watch my TV?" - Jim, who is told by Pam to "get a life," on The Office.

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Aaron Peck

The best quote of that episode of The Office is when Dwight calls Jan:
"Can I fire Jim Halpert?"
"No, and don't ever use my cell phone again."
"Oh, this is your cell phone I thought this was..."

March 24 2006 at 6:55 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Samuel McConnell

Do you get to quote Family Guy? I mean, it was one of the best episodes ever, but it was a repeat.

March 24 2006 at 3:51 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mikey c

"Two shakes, that's enough, move along." - the FCC censor following everyone around, telling a guy at a urinal that he can't do anymore, on Family Guy.

THAT IS NOT EVEN THE GOOD PART OF THE QUOTE
the good part is Adam West saying back to the censor,"Thank you tinkle fairy"

March 24 2006 at 3:38 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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