April Fools contest. No, really!

The TV Squad team and I were discussing what, if anything, we should do to celebrate April Fools day. While sacrificing Ryan to the Norse god Loki sounded like a swell idea, we turned our attention to something more traditional this year, but with a little twist. Rather than fill your day with a bunch of fake posts (like everyone and their grandma's blog is doing), we decided we'd go ahead and fill previous days with fake posts and make yet another contest out of it.

Within the past six months are several posts that are reporting, in different ways, on the same completely made up story. Your job is to find all of these stories and send us a link to each of them in an email to tvsquad@gmail.com. The first three people to send all correct story links will win three stars to their names! As soon as we have all of our winners, I'll let you know in a follow-up below.

Read on for more info.

[UPDATE: All the winners are in! For those of you bummed that the contest wasn't paying out more, really, you should have clicked the "Read on" link above...Fools. See the full list of fake posts after the jump.]

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