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Jessica Simpson to star in Baywatch movie?

by Bob Sassone, posted Apr 4th 2006 7:02PM

Jessica SimpsonHow come these headlines never say anything like "Jessica Simpson to star in remake of Gone With The Wind," or "Jessica Simpson lands role in latest Steven Soderbergh film?" It's always something about her being in The Dukes of Hazzard movie or an I Dream Of Jeannie flick.

Anyway, not that anyone asked for this, but they're making a big screen Baywatch movie, and Simpson will play ... well, not sure of the character, but it probably involves a bathing suit and not a business suit. No word on whether David Hasselhoff will reprise his role on the big screen. Maybe he could be a Yoda-like character, training new, younger, sexier lifeguards.

Now, can Simpson possibly live up to the acting of Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson, and Yasmine Bleeth?

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Leslie

Kurt your just plain sick and like most men think everything is about sex, you sound like a rapist and what you said about your penis being an angry dragon is disgusting, you need therapy.

April 12 2006 at 11:45 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jimmie Crocksville

WHO CARES ABOUT HER ACTING,YOU SEE HER TT's DON'T YOU?

April 11 2006 at 12:40 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Kara

I say more power to her... she is amazing!

April 10 2006 at 10:07 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
patty

I have to agree she can not act one bit I don't think she's that great of a singer either she gets jobs because of her body when that changes what's she going to do then????

April 10 2006 at 6:07 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Teressa

Oh yeah she did get a boob job and inhance her lips but she can really sing you can give her that./

April 10 2006 at 4:53 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Leslie

Can Jessica live up to these three actresses acting skills ? Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson, and Yasmine Bleeth? Come on, WHAT ACTING SKILLS ? All three were hired based on there body, they have no tallent and pamela is nothing butt a big boobed ho, her poor sons will need serious counseling, she is a poor excuse for a mom. Carmen seems sweet but cant act and Jessica just plain make me made , here she claims she saved herself for marriage and yet made no effort to save her marriage, she a spoiled bratt and needs to grow up and stop acking like a big baby daddy girl.

April 10 2006 at 4:20 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
dianna

JESSICA SIMPSON IS COMPLETE TRAILER PARK TRASH AND BELONGS IN A TRAILER PARK...

April 10 2006 at 4:10 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Kurt

I would jam it so hard into her wagonwheel that she would crap blood for days. Then maybe a dirty sanchez would be in order. I would give her such an angry dragon, those pretty white teeth would be a little whiter. Brainless, big cans, gorgeuos smile, great keister. What more can you ask for?? Now what part is she going for again????????????

April 10 2006 at 4:06 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Kurt

I would jam it so hard into her wagonwheel that she would crap blood for days. Then maybe a dirty sanchez would be in order. I would give her such an angry dragon, those pretty white teeth would be a little whiter. Brainless, big cans, gorgeuos smile, great keister. What more can you ask for?? Now what part is she going for again????????????

April 10 2006 at 3:59 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Kurt

I would jam it so hard into her wagonwheel that she would crap blood for days. Then maybe a dirty sanchez would be in order. I would give her such an angry dragon, those pretty white teeth would be a little whiter. Brainless, big cans, gorgeuos smile, great keister. What more can you ask for?? Now what part is she going for again????????????

April 10 2006 at 3:59 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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