The Five: Things I'd change about TV if I was in charge
Every once in a while, we here
at TV Squad give our opinions about what we'd like to see/not see on television. And since last week was my one-year
anniversary here, I figured I'd give my current list:1. Bring back game shows. I don't mean a syndicated game show or a game show/reality show like Survivor or American Idol, I'm talking about real, honest to goodness, daytime game shows on the networks. The Price Is Right is the only one left, and the rest of the schedule has been taken over by the likes of Maury Povich, Dr. Phil, The View, Starting Over, and a third hour of The Today Show. Wouldn't it be great to just dump all those shows and bring back a Card Sharks, a Concentration, a Blockbusters, a High Rollers, a Sale of the Century. Hell, I'd watch Match Game again over Jerry Springer.
2. Bring back TV theme songs. What's up with that, anyway? Instead of theme songs, we get just a couple of quick notes (or, in the case of Lost, one long ominous note - but at least it works with that show). What has happened to the TV theme song? We've had some great ones: Mission: Impossible, The Rockford Files, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Bewitched, Happy Days, Peter Gunn. The list goes on and on. Now it seems the nets want to squeeze in as many commercials and ads for their other shows as possible. Ugh.
3. Show classic TV shows on the networks, not just new stuff. Again, I'd rather see this happen than have another lame reality show added to the menu. Imagine that NBC, instead of having another so-so, short-lived sitcom at 8:30 on Thursday, would show reruns of The Dick Van Dyke Show? On the same night as The Office and My Name Is Earl. That would be cool (note: yes, this is impractical, but this is my TV universe).
4. Ban Paris Hilton forever, limit the number of times Law and Order can be shown, and give Dick Cavett a talk show again.
5. Give us that technology promised years ago: that we'd be able to get, on demand, any movie or any episode of any TV show ever made, just by choosing it from a menu on our TVs. ER is a repeat again? I think I'll watch an episode of Riptide from 1984! Nothing but reality dating shows on late at night? Hey, I think I'll watch Something So Right from the mid 90s!
But that last one is probably just a pipe dream.

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