The Diva Camel: Don't you yank at me! I've been walking for 3 days straight. Have you tried retaining 30 gallons of water? I didn't think so. And can somebody do something about the heat? I'm schvitzing over here. What are you looking at? Don't make me spit on you.

Are you sure he wants to ride in this "camel swing"?

The lengths CBS will go to advertise cigarettes.

Next week on Wife Swap...

Eric & Jermey finally meet a female they DON'T want to have sex with. It's not that she's a camel, just that she's an ugly camel.

Contestants on the set of Iranian Idol making their commercial for camels.

Just another lazy day in the sun for Star Jones.

Joe: I'm telling you that the rumors of me trying to influence children are grossly overrated. These damn parents just don't want to take responsability for their own children smoking!

"There's no radio, but he will sing the Black Eyed Peas' 'My Humps' if you ask nicely."

The Frat Boys asked their guide where they could see some "camel toe", and the inevitable disappointment followed.