American Idol: The night of the bad arrangements
Did anybody else think Ryan Seacrest's
high-collared shirt looked like he just returned from a shift as a Candy Striper at the hospital? He just threw on a
jacket and tie and showed up to host American Idol. By the way, did you think there was tension between Seacrest
and Paula? Yeah, I didn't see it either.When I saw that Andrea Bocelli and his producer, David Foster, were going to be on the show, I thought that seemed like an odd match. It turns out, it was. Very odd. Bocelli didn't really seem to help the contestants much and his producer only butchered their songs. The complicated arrangements did weed out the professional singers from the weak ones (ahem, Kellie Pickler).
Katharine: Let me tell you what I noticed about this performance: panty
line, boobs, and possible shot of her hoochie-coo. That dress was coming unbuttoned from the bottom with every step she
took. Kat chose the one Whitney Houston song that I think we've heard in this competition every year. It needs to be
banned from this program. The three judges hated her performance and flat-out told her she was no Whitney (thank God,
'cuz last I heard, that chick is coked out). I didn't think she was nearly as bad as the judges made her out to be. She
started out weak, but I didn't think she was "pitchy", as Paula described. She definitely sounded better in
the vocal warm-ups with Andrea Bocelli than she sounded on stage tonight.
Elliot: Wow, he was super nervous in the chit chat with Ryan, wasn't he? Luckily, he got a chance
to calm down during the video segment. Elliot really nailed the beginning of the song, but I got kind-of bored with it
about two-thirds of the way through. It sounded terrific the entire time, flawless, even, but the song just seemed to
get laborious. I'm going to side with Randy and blame it on the arrangement. I didn't love it as much as Paula, who
cried. But, I do agree with Simon when he says Elliot is one of the best vocalists up on stage.
Kellie: This chick is not ready for what it means to win American Idol. It is time for Kellie Pickler to go. She'd make a great regular on
Leno's Jaywalking segment. I think her performance tonight pretty much clinched that. She started out very flat and
pretty much stayed flat. And she seemed very uncomfortable with the arrangement. What is with the love affair with the
high note? It sounded terrible- like a squeak, and I didn't want to hear any more of it. I'm done with this girl. She's
gone as far as she can go.
Paris: I don't think Paris
understood this song. She sang the beginning of it with a smile on her face. If the girl had ever seen The Way We Were, she'd know that it's a painful song, not a victorious one. Still,
she sounded great. I was so thrilled that Andrea Bocelli and David Foster told her to take it easy at the beginning. So
many of these contestants insist on belting out the entire song. It was a nice, slow beginning with a power ending. Did
she over-sing it? Probably. But, she still sounds terrific when she does it.
Taylor: Wow, Taylor was totally subdued for the first half of that song. I almost lost interest
until he started belting it out and then I started paying attention again. Simon's comment that he looked
"uptight" was dead-on. Taylor was actually... boring. Even though he doesn't deserve it, this could be the
end of the road for him.
Chris: I
think Chris is the only contestant who actually was helped by Bocelli and Foster. Laying down on the floor helped him
sing better... and boy, did he sing! Maybe it was the guitars on stage with him, but I found that entire performance
very sexy (interestingly, so did Simon). I would've liked it to be even slower, but this is American Idol and we have to keep things moving. Up until Chris' performance, Elliot was my favorite
but Chris really brought his A-game tonight. This guy is totally going to win this thing.
Best: Chris Daughtry
Worst: SEND KELLIE PACKING
Possible replacement for Simon: David Foster
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