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Debbie does Chekhov?

by Adam Finley, posted May 2nd 2006 12:08PM

breast implantsThis fall, the Fox Reality Channel will be airing a three-episode series titled My Bare Lady, which will take four female porn stars out of their usual element and place them on the London theater stage, where they will perform "legitimate" theater. The ladies will have only a short time to get their acting chops together for the performance in London's West End, where an audience will decide if they have what it takes.

Now, this seems interesting and all, but also just a tad condescending. The implication seems to be that porn is easy and real acting is difficult. In the interest of fairness, I think the "real" actors who train these women should themselves have to act in a porn movie. Memorizing your lines is one thing, maintaining an expression of eternal ecstasy while coated in honey and hanging upside down from a set of indoor monkey bars is something else entirely. And I speak from experience.

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Tucker

So, while vladamir and estragon are Waiting For Godot, will the pizza guy show up and then 'bow-chicka-bow-wow'?

May 02 2006 at 12:40 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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"...while coated in honey and hanging upside down from a set of indoor monkey bars..."

That is one crazy porn collection you have there Adam. I agree with your idea though. Once the play is complete, the whole production should head back to LA and follow the stage actresses as they try to film a porn movie. And at the end of it all, the viewers decide who wins! :D

May 02 2006 at 12:20 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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