American Idol: Microphone malfunction
Here's my theory -- if Paris would've dropped a big wet smoocher on Seacrest while he was
trailing her with that battery pack, then she wouldn't have gone home tonight. It would have been the perfect climatic
moment during her performance of Prince's "Kiss," and God (being a huge Idol fan, and
understanding the ironic nature of the moment) would have shifted some votes away from Elliott and given them to poor
Paris. But alas, that didn't happen and Paris is going home, and Elliott (her partner in the bottom
two) has survived another week.
I don't shed too many tears for Paris because she was never my favorite. But I must say, the top 5 are
really amazing this year. Every single one of of them deserves to be there, including Paris
especially Paris. But Randy was right in saying that this was the year for the men. Katharine is the only girl
left, which means that she (presumably) gets her own room and the choice pick of the male groupies. Speaking of room
sharing, did anybody catch Jimmy Kimmel the other night when he pointed out that Ruben and Clay Aiken probably had to
share a room before the finale? It's pretty funny when you think about it. Who do you think snores
louder? My money's on Aiken. He's hiding a grizzly bear in that button nose of his. I'm sure of
it.
PS- Next week, Elvis? Blaaaaaaaaaagggggh. If they are in Tennessee, they might has well head to Dollywood. Dolly! Dolly! Dolly!
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