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How sick is David Blaine really?

by Adam Finley, posted May 8th 2006 4:43PM
david blaineI've been hard on David Blaine in the past for the same reason a lot of other people give him flak: he has a tendency to call himself a magician and then do bits of public performance art that really have nothing to do with magic. When he starved himself over the River Thames, I became indifference personified, but I have to admit his recent stunt has me more intrigued than I'm willing to admit. Has he really been in that watery globe for a week? If we're to believe reports, he has, and it's been taking a toll on his system. Several news outlets have been reporting that health experts who have been watching Blaine are concerned for his health. One expert says the finale of this stunt, which will air tonight on ABC, may not be possible, as Blaine could very well blackout once he's pulled from the globe.  In case you haven't heard, Blaine plans on emerging from the globe, having himself wrapped in chains, and then submerged again to try and beat the record of holding one's breath underwater, which currently stands at eight minutes and fifty-eight seconds. My guess is that the "concerns from medical experts" is all just part of the publicity machine. That, of course, is only my non-expert opinion, but to paraphrase magician Penn Jillette, magic is essentially just another word for lying.

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onex

Am I the only human that sees the deeper truth in what David is doing? How sad 99% of you people and most humans are truly blind.
What he's doing is far deeper than magic and illusions. Its REAL. Is there no one other than myself who knows this?

May 25 2006 at 12:03 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Stacy

Now that doesn't even make sense! Magicians/stunt artists don't try to cure AIDS or any other disease. However, I bet David would do some awesome tricks for AIDS patients. It's called entertainment dude!

May 15 2006 at 7:11 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Anthony

Actually, many women where I work think he's an oxygen sink. Many New Yorkers think all he did was hog city resources. Women higher up in this board think he's a waste of time. I still think he's just an attention hound, not unlike Paris Hilton.


Let him cure AIDS, that'll impress me.

May 12 2006 at 1:22 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Stacy

Notice how it's usually only men that make the negative comments about Blaine?... jealous?... could you do it? I think it's fascinating and I can't wait for his next project!!!!

May 11 2006 at 3:25 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Anthony

All these stunts that Blaine performs just scream to me that he needs attention. Maybe he just needed a few more hugs as a child. However, the guy is a genius, for one reason and one reason only. The IQ of this nation is dropping exponentially. Every time he acts like an idiot for lying in a coffin, or floating in a bubble, or standing on a platform, there are bigger idiots that will wait on him hand and foot and watch him lie there, float there or stand there.

You're a magician. Pull a rabbit out of a hat, for goodness' sake.

May 10 2006 at 3:42 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Stacy

Well, he beat 1 of the 2 records by being the first live human to be in the water for that extended period of time. I'm in hopes he'll do the other part again when he has endured something else like that first. He still did very well though.. 7 mins underwater on no food or sleep.. WOW!

May 10 2006 at 10:55 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Ryan

If nothing else, David Blaine is a science experiment, and we should be thanking him for his contribution. Not only is he entertaining, but one willing to test the capabilities of the human body. That's worth something. So, to those who are knocking him, shame on you.

May 10 2006 at 12:18 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Rob Cunningham

What surprises me is that he sought to beat the "world" record for holding his breath AFTER he'd spent 170 some odd hours in a tank of water and his reserves were severely depleted. And he appears to have been surprised when he wasn't successful. I admire the guy a lot but this aspect of the exhibition was misconceived.

May 09 2006 at 3:59 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Stacy

I agree with you, Kris! David Blaine is a magician, illusionist and daredevil. It is who he is, it is his profession. I thought it was great when he spoke with Evel Knievel because they could relate with being a daredevil and that made them happy no matter what. Yes, it is dangerous, but think about all the other dangerous stunts actors do in movies, etc.. do you make fun of them? nope, you go see the movies. I too enjoy learning how strong we can be psychologically. I've always been interested in the mind-over-matter theory. David takes precautions to keep himself alive. If he wasn't, he would not have had the doctors and divers there last night. I applaude and appreciate him not only for the entertainment, but for his example and spirit.

May 09 2006 at 9:42 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
captainmicahp

This guy is just a dude in a box. Once it was a box hanging from a crane, and once it was a cold box, now it is a wet box. So what. It is not interesting. Street magic is cool I guess, but just hanging out in a box for a long is dumb.

May 09 2006 at 3:41 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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