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What should Kathy Griffin do?

by Bob Sassone, posted May 11th 2006 1:09PM
Kathy GriffinEternal D-lister Kathy Griffin wants you to help her get off the D list.

She wants off, as she says in commercials currently running on Bravo, so she's going to do an A-list type of thing, and she needs your help. What should she do?

  • Join Scientology
  • Give Ryan Seacrest a pedi/mani
  • Adopt a baby from Namibia
  • Release her sex tape with Dame Judi Dench
Not sure how playing with Seacrest's hands and feet will get you on the A list, but I understand the other three. Go vote now!

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Josh Cates

I've got to agree, she drives me crazy, and not in a good way. I'm pretty sure killing yourself gets you a certain amount of celebrity. Maybe she should try that. Then again, it may only help if you kill yourself in your prime, and she's never had a "prime", so I don't know. She could get off the D-List by shutting the hell up and never invading my TV again. Then we'd all forget about her very quickly, removing her from the D-List altogether.

May 20 2006 at 12:56 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Alan

I don't think suicide bombing annoying commercials gets you on the A List. Endless respect, but not the A List.

May 11 2006 at 5:54 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
jimmy

is there a write-in option for "when on set with all the people making those Sierra Mist commericals, blow self and them up"????

seriously, i'm desperate here. i can't handle another one of those f-ing things.

May 11 2006 at 2:38 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Chuck

She could try being funny. that might help.
or become gay... wait, that only worked for Ellen

May 11 2006 at 2:10 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
gwangi

I guess bloggers can be considered E-list.

May 11 2006 at 2:04 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Gudlyf

She needs to come write for us. Is there such a thing as an E-list celebrity?

May 11 2006 at 1:49 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
gwangi

The first thing that is required to get off the D-List is to not be so annoying. I mean her and Joan Rivers make up the D-List.

May 11 2006 at 1:39 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Alan

I suppose being the star of a $100 million dollar movie is out. Now that she may or may not be divorced, she needs to hook up with an A list celebrity. She's not hot enough to bag a Clooney, but I think she'd do well in the lesbian cicuit.

May 11 2006 at 1:23 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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