Desperate Housewives: No One Is Alone
Gabrielle -- Is she in the right by reclaiming her palace of a bedroom at the cost of her baby's mother's comfort? She did have a point about her husband already putting their child ahead of the marriage, but sometimes her methods could use some work. Actually, make that all the time.
Susan -- While she's crazy in every other episode, this week she's quite sane in comparison to the others. She shows she has some brains by wearing a wire to record Edie, then offers a reasonable deal to her. What the heck is going on here?
Edie -- She admits to burning Susan's house down. What more is there to say?
Bree -- What is there to say, really? She ends the episode admitting to herself that she's a wee bit insane, checking herself into a psych hospital. She spent the entire episode acting like a loon, but as we've all seen from the past two seasons now, that's not a stretch for her.
Felicia -- The queen "Loon of the Lane" goes to Bree, though it's very possible that Felicia won't be coming back around again. We see she's been saving up her blood -- LOTS of it -- just to frame Paul. Oh, and she also chops off two of her own fingers to top things off real nice. How can she be so crazy as to do what she did and not just figure out a way to kill Paul herself?