Survivor: the most hysterical headline of the day
Have the Onion writers hacked into CNN.com and started tinkering with the articles there? In a story about first Survivor winner getting 51 months in jail for tax evasion, this is the headline they used:'FAT NAKED GUY' GETS 51 MONTHS FOR 'SURVIVOR' TAX DODGE
Um ... fat naked guy? I mean, yeah, he was a fat naked guy, but he's also known as "Richard Hatch" (it's even in the story below the headline). I guess it could have been worse. They could have called him that "fat, naked gay guy."
Update: I think I confused some people with this post, so read my explanation in the comments (#7).

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