The Five: Reasons why I'm afraid to give Grey's Anatomy a chance
Now that Grey's Anatomy is over and has officially been picked up for a third season by ABC, it's time for me to make a decision about whether or not I want to finally bite the bullet and catch myself up with this show.I've been hearing from several people -- TV Squaders included -- how great this show is, that I just have to watch it, that I'm missing out. So, why have I been putting this off for so long? Why haven't I just sat down and watched the show? Even just one episode? I'll tell you why.
1. The McNickname. McDreamy, McVet and McSteamy. Maybe I'm just not completely in touch with my feminine side, but any time I hear or read about this show, I get the strange urge for a Happy Meal toy ... and my own last name is a 'Mc!' At first I thought this was some nickname the viewers gave some guys on the show, but no, this is what they are routinely called. Give me a fricken McBreak.
2. Escalating sexual tension. It's the final hours of the weekend, so let's top it off with women having man trouble and swooning over doctors. I am somehow able to stomach putting myself through Desperate Housewives at 9 PM (yes, instead of The Sopranos, God help me), so the "coming up next on Grey's Anatomy" clips of interns-in-love don't exactly make me want to peel my eyes open for another hour. At least not for ABC.
3. Almost Scrubs-like hospital inaccuracies. The little bit I caught of this show was very cool, I admit. It was Sunday night's episode that ended with the shooting. Now, I'm going from the brief description I was given of the season finale Monday night, but nobody got fired for that debacle with the heart surgery? Nobody went to jail? I really am afraid to find out that next season doesn't start with one hell of a shakedown. And please, don't get on me because I'm letting the lack of realism ruin the show. I do like a lack of realism -- it's why I watch Lost! But Grey's is labeled as a drama, not a comedy.
4. Patrick Dempsey used to play annoying geeks who got laid. Did you know this is the same guy who played the dweeb in Can't Buy Me Love, In the Mood and Meatballs III? It's hard enough to admit that I've seen these movies, but I have. Patrick Dempsey pissed me off -- how dare this skinny dork have girls swooning over him! I was so sure he was being completely typecast as the geek finding love, and now I'm hearing women who watch this show are actually swooning over him? Damn him!
5. My wife's in love with Chris O'Donnell. Yeah yeah, go on. I know you want to call me insecure. For years I've known that my wife's had the hots for Chris O'Donnell. And hey, I have to admit, he's a handsome man. And while I'd be tolerating the McSexTension, the medical inaccuracies and the Woo Woo Kid, she's drooling over this guy and getting all horny and wanting to have sex and ... wait, why was I afraid of this show again?

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