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And I Quote: the best one-liners of the week
by Bob Sassone, posted May 19th 2006 1:27PM
"Thank you. If you'd like to receive e-mails about upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer." - Phoebe, to her Central Perk audience, on Friends.- "You're amazing! If you ever brushed your teeth, I'd kiss you." - Reese, to his grandmother, on Malcolm in the Middle.
- "What's next?" - President Santos, to Chief of Staff Josh Lyman, on The West Wing.
- "God, I hope so." - Alan, to Denny, toasting to a new season, with Denny hoping for the "same night," on Boston Legal.
- "I saw them when I was his age, as my father did before me." - Richard, trying to talk Christine into letting Richie go to the Rolling Stones concert, on The New Adventures of Old Christine.
- "You never have." - Grace, to Will, who said he didn't like the the "trim" on her daughter's wedding dress, on the finale of Will and Grace.
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