You know, I had forgotten all about my 80s school boy crush on Alyssa Milano until I watched this clip (it's after the jump). She, along with Jason Bateman, introduces footage of Mario Brothers On Ice (or whatever it was called) with none other than Christopher Hewett (aka "Mr. Belvedere") playing Bowser. Apparently Bowser has attempted to unleash a virus into the world, and only Mario and Luigi can stop Bowser and his minions using some kind of large smoking crotch gun. It's essentially a six-and-a-half minute commercial for Super Mario Brothers, but whatever, I just couldn't look away.

[via Best Week Ever]