Oh my God, hold everything: Jolie had her baby! - BREAKING NEWS
Yup, Angelina and Brad have had their baby, a girl named Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. First one who mixes up the letters of that name and comes up with something cool gets a big thank you.Just heard the news on CNN (the anchor said "we'll go to Africa for the latest!" - what latest?), and it's confirmed by the AP. Now we all have to just sit and watch the endless, irritating, mind-numbing coverage on every single network, TV gossip show, and celeb mag out there for the next month. Ugh. Congrats Brangelina! (Jennifer Aniston could not be reached for comment.)

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