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May 25, 2012

Paris Hilton to release hip-hop album

by Bob Sassone, posted May 29th 2006 7:12PM

Paris HiltonAs Anna mentioned a while back, Paris Hilton, who is always busy drinking a lot, breaking up with boyfriends, dissing ex-best friends, partying, and forgetting the name of her own videogame, is planning to release an album. Now we know what it's going to be: reggae, rap, and hip-hop. And you thought you'd never see the words "reggae," "rap," "hip-hop," and "Paris Hilton" in the same sentence.

The apocalypse is near.

She's also going to do a cover of Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?", but she'll probably drain any sexiness out of it and just make it rather irritating. Or maybe she'll change the title to "Do Ya Think I'm Hot?" And millions will answer "no."

The first single will be titled "I'm Such A Damn Moron" "Stars Are Blind."

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Joseph

OMG i don't know why people are going crazy over this little song saying that she lip synchs and is a stripper and such. I think her new song is pretty good and she does have an alright voice. And yes I would go out and buy her album. The main reason I like her is because of THE SIMPLE LIFE!!!!!!!!
(if you haven't seen or heard of it, then you must be living under a rock or in the shadows)

ya ya! =]

June 10 2006 at 5:53 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Wes

Take the money from her, and you would have another stripper! :) That's all !!

June 09 2006 at 9:04 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Raminder

cvd

May 31 2006 at 4:49 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Raminder

sdf

May 31 2006 at 3:08 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bex

Yeah, Bob, I started storing canned goods and bottled water when they gave this no-talent a TV show. I'm just awaiting the Four Horsemen...

May 30 2006 at 1:45 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Anthony Scardina

As the old saying goes, any moron can be a star.



Anthony M. Scardina

May 30 2006 at 12:38 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
jgreene

the sky is falling

May 29 2006 at 10:08 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
fazed

"She said she had to overcome shyness to become a singer."

yeah...she really seems to shy type

May 29 2006 at 9:56 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
etana

what happened to that song she was fighting over with Haylie (sp?) Duff? Not hot enough for her?

May 29 2006 at 7:24 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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