Jolie-Pitt baby already has her own television show

VH1 wasted no time in putting together a special about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's baby, who is exactly six days old. This Sunday, the network will air The Fabulous Life Of: Brad & Angelina's Baby. Granted, they had a few months to get this thing together and all they really needed was a gender and a name. But, geez! What can we possibly learn? It's doubtful the special will have any more information about the baby than what we already know: her name is Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt and she was born by c-section. What we will find out, according to the press release, is what free stuff baby boutiques are sending to Brad & Angie. It will also include some composites of what baby Jolie-Pitt may look like in the future.

I can think of other ways for VH1 to spend time and money... perhaps helping the children of Namibia have access to education?