Can you imagine Trump changing diapers? Neither can he.

Here's a shocker: Donald Trump doesn't like stinky poopie diapers, and he's not ashamed to admit it. He told the New York Post that he hasn't helped his wife Melania change one diaper on their 10-week-old son Barron, and doesn't expect to do any of that in the future. "Melania probably wouldn't let me. I'd just do it wrong," he told the Post.

I would suspect that Melania doesn't change Barron's diapers, either. But that's neither here nor there. I can imagine, though, Trump looking down Barron's full diaper and saying something like, "My son makes the greenest and smelliest poops I've ever seen. No one in the world soils his diaper better than my son." I guess we'll never know, though...