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Things I Hate About TV: sex in parked cars

by Jonathan Toomey, posted Jun 5th 2006 6:33PM
Smart CarI'll be quick about this. When precisely did it become unbelievably easy to have sex in a parked car without any interruption? I'd like to think that I've had my fair share of late-night encounters, but never was it convenient to just go at it in the back of the car. Take last night's finale of The Sopranos. There was that one scene where Christopher and Julianna were getting it on in the passenger seat with the ferocity of a couple rabid dogs. But they were right in front of the diner's window! No one says anything. Everyone just continues to eat their greasy food and ignores the make-shift porno ten feet away in the parking lot. Maybe I'm just not adventurous enough. But something tells me that the second I decide to buy into this fable television has spun for me, I'll be spending my night in another place that TV has depicted as being incredibly easy to have sex in - a jail cell.

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Elliott

I don't want to get too personal, but to keep people from looking in you just have to fog up the windows a little. It's not that hard to do, well... at least in Michigan it's not.

June 06 2006 at 8:17 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jim

You've obviously never been to the VIP Diner in Jersey City in the wee hours of the morning.

June 05 2006 at 10:00 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Joel

On a side note, how much do you think gas will have to be for us to start driving around in those little SmartCars like the one in the picture?

June 05 2006 at 8:14 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
doc

Add to that the recent episode on What About Brian? that had the hot wife (I don't know the character names off the top of my head) getting it on with the guy that wasn't her husband in the back of her mini-van, which was parked in the grocery store parking lot.

June 05 2006 at 7:25 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
jgreene

thats a very seinfeldian (spelling) observation. not only would people stare, its a damned hard thing to do, unless of course your driving an H2.

June 05 2006 at 6:57 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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