(S03E01) Wow, I missed this show. This was far and away the best twenty-five minutes I spent this week. Why you ask?

Lloyd (upon realizing that James Woods hasn't been to Ari's new office): Oh, you haven't been up here yet?

James Woods: No, he's been hiding this place like Anne Frank.

Lines like that are why.

I'm guessing it's been about a year since we last saw Vince and his boys. Aquaman is in the can and it premieres that night. Someone made the idiotic decision of giving Drama and Turtle a bunch of VIP tickets to hand out but they blow through them in record time. That's where James Woods comes in but we'll get to that.

Ari's new agency is up and running. He has nine people working for him now but he hates it because it's in West Hollywood. That and the elevator doesn't work. Oh, and he's bouncing checks so Mrs. Ari isn't too pleased with him either.

Vince and E finally come to see Ari and the topic of who Vince should take to the premiere came up. He settled on his mother, the Aquamom. Of course, she hates Hollywood so the only way to get her out there is if Turtle and Eric's mothers come too. So now they need extra tix and Lloyd gives Turtle two that were supposed to go to James Woods. Bad Idea. I'm terrified of James Woods. When he comes to get the tix back, Drama slipped Woods an empty envelope. I would never do that to James Woods. Why? I already told you why.

But everything goes off without a hitch and they all attend the premiere. Ari and the wife even make up after she jumps on the "Vince is gonna be HUGE" bandwagon.

Other things I enjoyed:

• Turtle and his "Welcome to New York Johnny" Yankees tee-shirt. Stupid Damon...
• Amanda Righetti?!? Man, she dropped fast. From a significant recurring role on The OC, to starring in Reunion, to a five second blip as a jewelry store clerk in Entourage. Ouch.
• James Cameron. I love that he was willing to make multiple cameos in this show.
• Ari basically telling Drama that he could care less about him by saying that Drama deserves an agent who's invested in him.
• Top-Tall: A Johnny Drama original to describe disproportionately shaped girls who have torsos longer than their legs.

See, I'm all smiles now. And next week, Ari gets thrown in a pool. I don't know why, but I can't wait to find out.