Things I Hate About TV: "I'm gonna be a jerk, Bob"
I've watched The Price Is Right for a really long time. Really, really long. Well, long enough to know that, while the Beauties will get old and start to sag in all the wrong places, Bob Barker will never, ever age. And there has something -- someone, rather -- that has bothered me since I started watching.See, Contestants' Row is a lot of fun 'cause we get to see people excitedly flail their arms when they hear the classic "C'mon down!" Everyone's happy, from the frat boy to the great-grandmother with "I Heart Bob" Bedazzled on her shirt. But, there is almost always one jerk that has to ruins everyone's time.
Bob: Alrighty, Contestant One. What's your bid?
One: Gonna have to say... [does silent consultation with parent/spouse in the audience] $700!
Bob: Contestant Two?
Two: Seven... Oh... ONE. [cackles evilly and watches as the $700-person crumbles into nothingness]
And, it seems like more often than not, the "one dollar more" jerk wins. Couldn't they at least have the balls to up their bid maybe twenty dollars? An item is never something-hundred and ONE dollars, so why bother looking like a complete, well, douchebag by literally one-upping someone? I'm one of those people that likes yelling at the TV when no one else is home, so I'm prone to curse out any Contestants' Row jerk that undeservingly wins an awesome prize (like... a brand new car) or gets to play the best game ever, Plinko. Hell, I literally rain down fire when a Jerk gets to the Showcase Showdown. My bottom-line is this: If you ever go on The Price Is Right, don't be a Contestants' Row jerk, or I'll yell at the screen and pretend like I'm really doing a number on your feelings.
Yeah. This has bothered me since I was a little kid. 'Bout time I got it off my chest.

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