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Jessica Alba almost had dolphin sex once

by Bob Sassone, posted Jun 14th 2006 8:14AM
Jessica Alba and FlipperNow there's a headline you never thought you'd see, but it's kinda true. Remember when the Fantastic Four star was on the syndicated New Adventures Of Flipper back in the 90s, when she was just a teenager? Seems that the male dolphins got a little bit too amorous with the star while they swam together:

"Dolphins get excited, even when you're a human being, and they have long, long...I didn't know this until I was poked by a few of them, which was very rude. I sort of requested female dolphins after that because those are little b--s."

Now, I'm not sure what "b--s" would be. Bastards? Bitches? Baseballs? I guess even dolphins know a hot chick when they see one. That Flipper. He's faster than lightning!

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Well dolphins are horny creatures, sex is like a game for them.
The dolphin going after Jessica isn't that new, males go after lots of female swimmers, and females after male swimmers.
The thing is, though, wasn't Jessica still a kid when she filmed that show? 0_0

July 01 2006 at 4:52 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
nikki

they have long, long (penis's) wot did u think she was talkin about lol

June 15 2006 at 3:15 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
bgdc

Well known fact that dolphin shows at sea world and such ONLY use female dolphins. Male dolphins are too one-track-minded to do any tricks...unless you want to see him do a trick with a female dolphin or a poor trainer.

June 14 2006 at 6:46 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Stephen Prescott

they have long, long what??? noses or other appendages?? what?

June 14 2006 at 4:24 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Gig

If you would actually print what was written in the original article, "I sort of requested female dolphins after that because those are horny little b-s." I think we would guess that the word was bastards.

Not exactly a unique phrase.

June 14 2006 at 11:17 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
B

Wasn't this the basis of a King of the Hill episode?

June 14 2006 at 10:57 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
gwangi

Lucky lucky dolphins.

June 14 2006 at 9:33 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
JT

Dude, can you blame the dolphins? OR would you rather have BEEN one of them?

June 14 2006 at 9:08 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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