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And I Quote: the best one-liners of the week
by Bob Sassone, posted Jun 16th 2006 2:42PM
"This Paris Hilton, she's beautiful, and many of us have seen her naked..." - David Letterman, on his guest Paris Hilton- "Jack, I had a seven year relationship...you had a restraining order from the U.S. Gymnastics Team." - Will, to Jack, who told him that he too has had to get over a lot of relationships in the past, on Will and Grace.
- "Ann Coulter and George Carlin are on the show tonight. That's the last time we have eharmony.com pick our guests." - Jay Leno
- "It's estimated that over 40,000 prostitutes have gone to Germany for the World Cup. This is the only chance the U.S. team has of scoring." - Conan O'Brien
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