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Doctor Who: Love and Monsters

by Martin Conaghan, posted Jun 28th 2006 9:09PM

Abzorbaloff(S02E09) When the X-Files was at its height, one of the episode types I really liked were the ones that didn't actually involve Mulder and Scully in a prominent capacity. You know what I mean, those episodes where a central character told the story through their own eyes and the main players were really just incidental to the plot.

Star Trek: The Next Generation (and its ilk) were good at it too; peripheral characterization -- which probably arose from the main actors requiring a break from the shooting schedule.

Well, Love and Monsters was like this; a Doctor Who story without The Doctor.  A quirky, romantic tale with enough excitement and mystery to bridge a gap between episodes and entertain in the usual way.

Warning: spoilers after the jump.

This week's story concerned an ordinary chap called Elton Pope and a group of his friends who shared a common experience; each one of them had encountered The Doctor at some point in their lives. With Elton, he met The Doctor as a child in the middle of the night, in the downstairs living room of his house.

The group start meeting regularly in the basement of a library and dub themsleves "London Investigators 'N' Detective Agency", or LINDA; a group which gradually transforms into an entertaining social gathering of misfits. That is, until the mysterious Victor Kennedy (played brilliantly by Peter Kay) joins their group and starts to lead their investigations into tracking down The Doctor and Rose.

Unfortunately, upon Kennedy's arrival, members of the group inexplicably start to vanish without a trace (including Elton's romantic interest, Ursula), as they up their search for The Doctor by persuading Elton to infiltrate the home of Rose's mum Jackie, in an attempt to learn more about their mysterious quarry.

However, Jackie catches on to Elton's ruse and throws him out, and upon his return to the library meeting place, the group discover Kennedy's true identity; the Abzobraloff, a hideous morphing creature that consumes his victims by absorbing them into his own body (not unlike that Billy Warlock movie Society).

Cue a chase sequence as Elton tries to outrun the Abzorbaloff until he finds himself cornered in an alleyway, only to be rescued by The Doctor and Rose, who encourage the absorbed members of LINDA to push together to break the creature's hold on them and free their spirits from its absorbing grasp. Sadly, the Abzorbaloff's broken cane was holding the group together with a cohesive energy field, and a distraught Elton witnesses his love Ursula being absorbed into the pavement as the creature explodes.

Fortunately, The Doctor manages to save some of Ursula's spirit, encased in a slab of concrete, but still able to communicate with Elton.

As Elton is comforted by Rose, he discovers why he met the Doctor as a child; an elemental shade had escaped from the Howling Halls and took up residence in Elton's house. The Doctor managed to stop it, but was too late to save Elton's mother, who died at the hands of the creature.

Elton's story concludes with the notion that the real world is so much darker and stranger than the ordinary goings-on we deem to be life, and also so much better.

It's almost certainly guaranteed that my thoughts on this episode will split the viewers. Personally, I liked it. As a stand-alone episode, it was a pleasant diversion from the usual hum-drum Doctor-saves-the-planet again fare we've been served up recently, and it combined some light-hearted humour with an emotional subtext of inexplicable lonliness, lost souls and the random connections in life that we should never take for granted.

Up next: The Doctor and Rose land right in the middle of the 2012 Olympics in London.

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One of the all-time worst Doctor Who episodes. This makes "The Gunfighters" and "The Two Doctors" look almost good by comparison.

They said on "D.W. Confidential" that the "Absorbaloff" was designed by a child who was nine years old. I would have guessed closer to 5 or 6!

Too bad BBC isn't still erasing old episodes. This one deserves to be lost forever.

September 14 2006 at 3:06 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
joanne rubino

Thought the absorbaloff was very funny (especially when he jumped over the desk) and my children (6yrs and 4 yrs) who are massive Dr Who fans thought it was fantastic. I am in constant demand to pretend to be the absorbaloff and try to catch and absorb them as they run around the house!!!!!!!.

July 30 2006 at 2:25 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
i gregory

does anyone know the song that elton danced to in his bedroom.

July 21 2006 at 4:48 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

What folks forget is that Dr. Who's fan base is large and wide. Its a diverse set of folks who at their core like the Dr. Who concept, but differ greatly on how it should be played out. For instance, as an "old-timer" I appreciate the increased FX budget playing out this time around. Others, however, criticize it for being cheesey and knock off of other movies. Its like going to an office pot-luck, you'll likely find something you like...and dislike, but overall you'll have a good time.

July 11 2006 at 12:50 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
The Jeremy

I thought the ending was weak and flat. Otherwise, I enjoyed the episode with the exception of RTD's flatulence gag that he seems to shovel into a lot of the episodes he's written. The quicker Steve Moffat takes over (or Joe Ahearne), the better.

Nowhere near as good as the two-parter "The Impossible Planet"/"The Satan Pit" which out-doomed DOOM.

June 29 2006 at 2:09 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

Best use of ELO ever! I thought it was a fantastic episode.

June 29 2006 at 1:48 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

I agree with the first comment--this was a thinly veiled satire of the Doctor Who fandom as a whole, along the lines of "Greatest Show in the Galaxy" from season 25.

That is probably why some fans...::cough::cough::Ian Levine::cough::cough:: hated it. They saw themselves in the character of Kennedy.

June 29 2006 at 9:49 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Keith L. Dick

Mommy Come Wipe Me...

June 29 2006 at 2:03 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Akbar Fazil

sorry you didnt like it Jamie. I found it fascinating and wonderful.

The absorbaloff looked NOTHING like fat bastard to me.

June 29 2006 at 1:36 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

The monster in the picture looks like Balthazar from Buffy season 3's "Bad Girls".

June 28 2006 at 11:20 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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