Today taking applications for its annual wedding

I don't normally watch Today or any morning television shows for that matter, but I always get sucked into Today during the summer because of that brilliant segment, 'Today Throws a Wedding'. Seriously. It's brilliant. I think Jeff Zucker created it before he moved on to bigger and better things. The audience gets to choose a favorite couple and then we get to see a parade of hairstyles, wedding rings, wedding gowns, cakes, etc. All the amazing things that few people can actually afford when they get married. It's exciting right up until the end, when I feel bad for the couple that is getting married on national television, on the street outside Today show studios. But hey, they get an awesome honeymoon. If you're engaged and want Today to throw you a wedding, you can apply here.

So there. Now you know what a girl I am.