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May 25, 2012

And I Quote: the best one-liners of the week

by Bob Sassone, posted Jul 7th 2006 1:39PM

  • Star Jones"Star Jones, how can we miss you if you don't go away?" - Keith Olbermann, on Countdown.
  • "It's thinking like that that's forced women to live with their original ribs." - Nina, to Elliott, who said there's no such thing as surgery to have your belly button centered, on Just Shoot Me.
  • "He only sells them, he doesn't wear 'em." - George's mother, about her date with bra salesmen Sid Farkus after seeing her husband with a male bra on, on Seinfeld.
  • "This means she's now golddigging for two!" - David Letterman, about Anna Nicole Smith's pregnancy.

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Bob Sassone

I think this is the 7th or 8th time I've explained this, but let's try it again. These quotes are from shows that aired this week. I don't care if the episodes are from 2006 or 1950, they aired this week.

TV Squad is a show about ALL television, current and classic. We cover it all, and that includes the quotes.

July 07 2006 at 9:04 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Backing Logan on this one

How on earth do you brand these as "of the week"? WHAT week? The Seinfeld and Just Shoot Me lines aren't just not new, they're literally years old. Please: let's just acknowledge that there's not much on right now (certainly not much that could be considered witty), instead of trying to dredge up decent lines from decades past.

July 07 2006 at 2:31 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Tucker

Ack, guys, will you please stop posting that scary, alien-looking woman? I know she's your magic click-getter around here, but yeesh, have some compassion for those of us with weak stomachs!

July 07 2006 at 2:13 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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