"I think it would have been easier -- and more effective -- to just take a shower after cardio."

Helen was overly enthusiastic about her new broach, however the joke was on her when Marion showed up with her new botanical gardens earrings.

Audrey III just isn't really that scary, and this time, she really only lusts for good conversation with seniors.

Everything about him is big.

No, I don't think those are a good disguise for your undercover assignment.

With evidence in hand it became clear that the suspect was the flower girl from the Jolly Green Giant's wedding.

"After the office Christmas party, I didn't know how to say... "I'm sorry I gave you gonorrhea.""

Coming soon in a DVD boxed set for 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show': the "lost" episode, in which Mary Richards declares her true feelings for Ted Baxter.....

Star is cleaning out her office of all the freebies she got for her wedding and wanted to know if Barbara would like these put somewhere?

As per the nurse's request here is the giant order of potpourri as your farts are overwhelming them.

/// as a side note, apologies to Seth for a similar quote last week - I didn't see your comment when I created mine.