An older Dr. Lecter is more careful about what he eats, preferring no-cal low carb 4-inch-tall men with fat-free ranch dressing.

Woody and Buzz would be too late to save this poor fallen soldier

Unfortunately, G.I. Joe isn't covered under the Geneva Convention.

I love the smell of plastic in the morning! It smells like history.

By the time Lenny showed up, Fear Factor had run out of ideas.

Even though he was 3,000 miles away, Stan's brother felt a searing pain in his back and knew immediate that Stan had been serious about taking up voodooism.

"Backstab me, will you? How do you like them apples?"

That's a hellova toothpick and one hellova piece of spinach.

How do you like that Ken! Maybe now Barbie will see past your fancy sports car and polo shirts to get to a real man!

After a nasty incident with an Indian when he was a boy, Omri has since stabbed all his toys before putting them into a Cupboard.