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Subtle Subtitles

by Keith McDuffee, posted Jul 14th 2006 2:42PM
Last week's winners:

1 star to corbett: "After the office Christmas party, I didn't know how to say... 'I'm sorry I gave you gonorrhea.'"
2 stars to Toby OB: "Coming soon in a DVD boxed set for 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show': the "lost" episode, in which Mary Richards declares her true feelings for Ted Baxter....."
3 stars to orimental: "Sir, these were sent by your children to be put on your grave. Where would you like me to place them?"

This week, a scene from the first episode of Nightmares & Dreamscapes:

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Chris Wyant

An older Dr. Lecter is more careful about what he eats, preferring no-cal low carb 4-inch-tall men with fat-free ranch dressing.

July 20 2006 at 10:15 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
wheel see

Woody and Buzz would be too late to save this poor fallen soldier

July 15 2006 at 6:53 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
emily.

Unfortunately, G.I. Joe isn't covered under the Geneva Convention.

July 15 2006 at 2:32 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Kurifurisan

I love the smell of plastic in the morning! It smells like history.

July 14 2006 at 9:38 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Nick

By the time Lenny showed up, Fear Factor had run out of ideas.

July 14 2006 at 5:37 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mandy

Even though he was 3,000 miles away, Stan's brother felt a searing pain in his back and knew immediate that Stan had been serious about taking up voodooism.

July 14 2006 at 5:02 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
orimental

"Backstab me, will you? How do you like them apples?"

July 14 2006 at 4:05 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ann

That's a hellova toothpick and one hellova piece of spinach.

July 14 2006 at 4:04 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bus

How do you like that Ken! Maybe now Barbie will see past your fancy sports car and polo shirts to get to a real man!

July 14 2006 at 3:59 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Brent

After a nasty incident with an Indian when he was a boy, Omri has since stabbed all his toys before putting them into a Cupboard.

July 14 2006 at 3:21 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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