Screech wants you to have great sex

Dustin Diamond is such a homo! This alleged "rumor" about his penis appears to have been started by himself. He mentioned it on the Howard Stern Show - he said it was a "popular" rumor that has been floating around. that's funny, because I sure as hell hadn't heard anything about it until he mentioned it himself. The obese woman with whom he co-habitates is the only one to substantiate this rumor.

On a lighter note, Screech has become a gay icon to a generation of young homsexuals! Check out the guestbook at www.dustindiamond.com to see what I mean.

Also check out these blogs:
http://kurtsteinberg.blogspot.com/
http://queerdustinfans.blogspot.com/

Anyone remember the show "Star Dates" that was pretty much "Blind Date" but with has-beens dating nobodys? There was one with Dustin Diamond, and he ended up getting lucky with the first chick on the show who got extremely drunk. I chalked it up to her being star struck....or whatever. I later saw her on another dating show and she also got loaded and hooked up with the guy. I think she even took her top off. So it turned out that she was just a reality dating show whore. Still, Dustin got to touch some hiney and the cameras were there to document it.

I can't seem to blot that information out of my mind.

Sigh. And this man wants our help saving his house...

Well, the rumor is that Screech is rather well-endowed.....*promptly vomits*