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Late summer reading: Jared the Subway guy has a book

by Adam Finley, posted Aug 18th 2006 2:03PM

jared fogleJared Fogle, the man who lost over 200 pounds dining on Subway sandwiches, has just released his first book. The book is a detailed account of every sexual encounter he's ever had, complete with full-color photographs.

I'm sorry, that's actually the book that I'm writing, though really it's more of a pamphlet. Fogle has written a book called Jared the Subway Guy: Winning Through Losing: 13 Lessons for Turning Your Life Around. The book jacket reads that the book is written "with Anthony Bruno," so we can assume Bruno wrote the book, though I'm sure Fogle, like, said stuff to him. That's kind of like being a writer. Anyway, it's not a diet book, since we already know the secret of his success, but it is a motivational book to encourage people to succeed just as he did. If you want a book that teaches you how to have a lucrative sponsorship deal fall into your lap because you devised some completely inane method of weight loss involving a popular restaurant chain, then you should buy several copies right away.

[via Best Week Ever]

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Ytoabn

The epidemic of (Few Words): (Long explanation) for book titles has grown. Jon Stewart, rescue us!

August 18 2006 at 3:19 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
erroneous_nick

Adam,

Your pamphlet better not steal from my earlier work on the same subject which, sadly, is only postage-stamp sized. It may be small, but it's worth grabbing. (I'm speaking of my writings...mind out of the gutter!)

August 18 2006 at 2:47 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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