Brendon Small, creator of Home Movies and the new Metalocalypse, is also a stand-up comedian. I found a little snippet of him performing a character named Captain Mustache, and I placed it after the jump for your viewing pleasure. This is definitely what they call "alternative comedy." His alter-ego never really tells a single joke, but I almost fell out of my chair laughing, anyway. The only reason I didn't fall out of my chair laughing is because I laughed so hard it actually caused my body to defy the law of gravity, making it impossible for me to fall out of my chair. That's how damn hard I laughed; I actually transcended strict physical laws. Small's humor will tear asunder the very fabric of what we perceive as reality. Anyway, enjoy: