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Subtle Subtitles

by Keith McDuffee, posted Sep 8th 2006 12:16PM
Last week's winners:

1 star to Tucker: "Shit, why do I always have to draw 'plunge toilets'? It's someone else's turn next week!"
2 stars to Jamie: "Well, we know the kidnapper is obsessive compulsive--there's a ransom note for each goldfish!"
3 stars to corbett: "Hard up for dates, Johnny steals the 'Leave Your Card for a Free Lunch' Bowl from the Hollywood Chi-Chi's. Unfortunately, it was the West Hollywood Chi-Chi's."

This week, in honor of the 40th anniversary of Star Trek, here's a scene from an episode you're sure to recognize:

star trek tribbles

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Mandy

"Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tribble herder."

September 10 2006 at 7:25 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ann

I'm afraid my...bellybutton lint is...out of control.

September 09 2006 at 11:54 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jason

"Apparently, that woman in the grain compartment has something against you, Captain."

September 09 2006 at 12:15 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
keith

I never knew Vulcans HAD furballs!

September 09 2006 at 12:30 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
erroneous_nick

Kirk! Aren't you a little old to be playing in the ball pit at McWookiees?

September 09 2006 at 12:18 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Scott

I'll sue you for tribble damages, Denny Crane.

September 08 2006 at 5:57 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Tweaq

Umm sir... I think I found the closet full of Captain Kirk's spare hairpieces. What I should I do with them?

September 08 2006 at 3:44 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Joe Myers

"Sir, I'm pretty sure these aliens reproduce Asexually...but if you need a moment, we'll be right outside."

September 08 2006 at 3:12 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Matt

Hey, we found Robert Heinlein's flatcats

September 08 2006 at 2:05 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Toby OB

Martin Lane the 15th: Captain Kirk! I know my daughter Patty and her identical holo-clone Cathode came in here with you! So what are you hiding under there???

September 08 2006 at 1:57 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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