David Letterman gives Martha Stewart the finger

This is all for you folks who just live for saying things like "MARTHA STEWART SUX!!"

If you watched The Late Show With David Letterman on Monday night like I did, you were probably shocked too. Martha was one of his guests, and she showed him how to make "puzzle" peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for kids to take to school (side note: this looked needless and messy, and would probably even make 8 year olds say "why the hell did Mom make this for me?"). It involved cookie cutters, and she asked Dave to make one of the sandwiches, and he proceeded to have trouble with it, and even seemed to cut his finger on the cookie cutter. Or did he? Some people are saying it was blood (which I thought at first), but it actually might have been jelly. Whatever it was, Martha proceeded to suck it off of Dave's finger.

I kid you not. Check out the video. Oh, Martha!