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Could Tom be the next Bachelor?

by Adam Finley, posted Sep 16th 2006 2:41PM

abcIt seems our own Tom Biro, my fellow blogger over at Ad Jab and the guy who recaps House and other shows for y'all just might be in the running to appear on the next season of The Bachelor. It seems his professional profile on LinkedIn was noticed by the show's casting producer:

Dear Tom ,

ABC Television's hit reality television show, The Bachelor, is searching for its next star. After viewing your profile on LinkedIn, the casting producer has selected you as a potential candidate.

ABC is using LinkedIn to find its next Bachelor because this time around, they're looking for an accomplished professional. LinkedIn is about your professional life instead of your personal life, so we don't know if your marital or relationship status qualifies you for the show. However, your professional profile fits the bill.

If you think you'd make a great "Bachelor," please let me know by reply and I will contact you regarding next steps. LinkedIn respects your privacy and will not release your contact information, so you must reply to the email above for us to pass you along as a candidate.

If you know anyone else that would make a great "Bachelor", feel free to let us know about them – ABC will pay a $5,000 reward for any referral that leads to the next star.

Wishing you continued professional success,

David Sanford
Assistant to the CEO

All of us here at TV Squad are encouraging Tom to go for it because we know he'd be great, but just in case anyone from ABC is reading this, they should know a little more about Tom's professional life:

  • He invented the cotton gin
  • He was the first man on the moon, but is such a nice guy he never told anyone and let Neil Armstrong take the credit
  • He was the first person to successfully clone a wombat
  • He was the first man to combine macaroni with cheese
  • He played bass on Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean"
  • He taught a chicken to fly a helicopter
  • Despite what history claims, Tom built the Transcontinental Railroad all by himself, and finished it in just under an hour

So what do you say, loyal TV Squad readers? How about a little support for your good pal Tom?

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Of course TV is ready for Tom! Didnt you hear? He's bringing sexy back...

September 18 2006 at 1:37 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jeremy Pepper

I'd do it, but I'm more a TV ho. But, is America really ready for Tom??

That's the question.

September 18 2006 at 1:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

You HAVE to do it. Just think, right now there is some sillicone-enhanced bimbo from North Dakota DREAMING about you!!

September 18 2006 at 12:55 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

I don't know about you, but I am terrified of how I would look in HD

September 18 2006 at 12:52 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Rich Keller

I'm sure that Keith McDuffee, our wizened and handsome leader, will provide Tom with an ample supply of TV Squad accessories for some well-needed product placement. I'm guessing that Tom will wear a TV Squad T-shirt on his first date.

September 17 2006 at 11:30 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

If he gets picked, i hope he make a shout out to TVsquad.com!! :D

September 17 2006 at 12:27 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

Refer me and collect the five grand!

September 16 2006 at 8:41 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

Do it !!!!! I mean look you will find the love of your life. Sure it will only last about a week or less after the show wraps, but come on you will be on TV. Then we get to see you on VH1 in a few years doing an interview on "Where are they now Reality Stars".

September 16 2006 at 5:56 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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