Spoilers Anonymous

Hello. My name is Keith and I'm a spoiler junkie. This is Spoilers Anonymous, a weekly column here at TV Squad where we'll supply you with the dirt on some of the more popular shows on the air. We'll never put spoilers up here on the main page in order to help the reformed stay unspoiled. If you have anything to add to the group, feel free to step up and let yourself be heard, either with our tips form or by emailing us at tvsquad@gmail.com or call and leave a message at 917-421-9477 (NY) - your anonymity is guaranteed, if you wish to remain as such.

This week: Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Battlestar Galactica, Everybody Hates Chris, Veronica Mars, Prison Break and The Office. (SPOILERS FOLLOW!)

Desperate Housewives

• In the season premiere, six months have gone by, though we get a brief flashback to some things that happened since we last saw the show. We soon see that Orson and Bree have a lot in common, and one thing in particular turns Bree on more than anything else ... which leads to Bree experiencing something she'd never experienced before. Lady viewers of the show are going to love Dougray Scott's character, the new love interest for Susan. [Source: TV Squad]

Grey's Anatomy

• Callie is one of the people who is discovered in bed. And it's a scandalous scene. And likely a threesome. Meredith does literally flip a coin to choose which man she'll stick with. [Source: Kristin of E!Online]
• Two characters wind up in quarantine for most of the first episode. [Source: Ask Ausiello]

Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip

• In episode two, a Christian magazine named 'Rapture' causes problems for the show over a sketch, causing affiliates to pull out. The press finds out about Danny's coke problem, but how they find out might surprise you. Harriet discovers that ex-boyfriend Matt has been dating another Studio 60 cast member. [Source: TV Squad]

Battlestar Galactica

• Well, I guess since everyone else is already telling you, I'll just go ahead and confirm: Apollo is indeed fat now. Love handles, chubby face, out of shape. The fat suit he wears (and the body double in some scenes, no doubt) are pretty convincing. Oh, and it's also been revealed elsewhere that Tigh has lost an eye -- that is true. [Source: TV Squad and others]

Everybody Hates Chris

• In the opening scene of the second season premiere, Chris' long-time unrequited love Keisha moves away with her family to Compton. [Source: TV Squad]

Veronica Mars

• I had a lot of spoilers in my early look post as well as many in the comments. [Source: TV Squad]
• The first mystery (the rapist on campus) is solved in episode nine. The second mystery will also be introduced in that same episode. [Source: Ask Ausiello]

Prison Break

• T-Bag is not the next escapee to die. [Source: Ask Ausiello]

The Office

• Jim and Pam will forge a long-distance relationship via text messaging. [Source: New York Times via Ausiello]