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And I Quote: The best lines of the week
by Keith McDuffee, posted Sep 29th 2006 3:53PM
The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
- "... Wanna go halvsies on a skin flick?" - Doc Venture, to Doctor Orpheus, right after apologizing for some homophobic remarks, on The Venture Bros.
- "How you expect to run with the wolves come night when you spend all day sparing with the puppies?" - Robber of drug dealers, Omar, after having drugs surrendered over to him, unasked for and without a fight, on The Wire.
- "It's not perjury if you honestly don't remember." - Tommy Caffee's mentor, Judd, trying to get Tommy to give a self-serving deposition against his brother, on Brotherhood.
- "Do you ever get the feeling you were meant to do something extraordinary?"
"I'm driving a cab, you may have noticed." - Peter and Mohinder, on Heroes. - "Oh please, if there were new guys they'd have shown up in the season premiere." - Denny Crane to his new attorneys on Boston Legal.
- "Who do you think you're kidding? You and I both know you spent hours deliberating which dress in your closet best displayed that world-class cleavage of yours." - Christian, trying to seduce Michelle, on Nip/Tuck.
- "Am I losing weight yet?" - Nelson, doing yoga on The Biggest Loser.
- "If you're ever in this situation and they bring the bomb-sniffing dogs in, please know -- and I know this now for a fact -- they do not, in any way, recognize drugs or porn. Not that we weren't scrambling!" - Jon Stewart, regarding the heightened security of the September 26 episode, on The Daily Show.
- "Don't worry Clark, it was the end of the world. It's not like I'm expecting us to hook-up or anything." - Chloe, explaining the kiss she planted on Clark the end last season on Smallville.
- "Who needs a car this size?"
"Just think of it as eight Prius's welded together." - Sebastian Stark and his daughter, on Shark.
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