Chimp: "So then he says 'No soup for you!' Freakin' classic man!"
Guy: "That was like ten years ago."

Or

Chimp: "Hey man, I'm sorry about the whole flinging feces thing, I was just a little stressed out."
Guy: "Please stop talking to me, or at least start talking to other people too. The whole office thinks I'm nuts!"

Or

Chimp: "You know what's good about all these commercials during Lost? We can take some time and talk about the show. What do you think are the implications of rebelling against "the man" for our castaways. I think maybe it's got something... KILL YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!"

Or

Chimp: "Yeah, so I conned this broad once and her husband flipped out and killed her and then himself. They had a little kid James, but I'm not worried about him. Ooh, you better hurry up and catch your flight back to LA."

"How is it, Bonzo, that you're the only code monkey in the office NOT to have seen Proper Urinal Etiquette at YouTube?"

"Hey, you're lucky I only fling poo..."

A banana in your pocket or happy to see me? Do you know how MANY times I've heard that line? What do I look like, a red-assed baboon? Stick to your own species!

oh man, I thought this was a scene from The Office, but now I realize it IS a careerbuilder.com comercial so mine doesn't really make any sense. With that said, lets try this again...

Ok now that I finally got this damn monkey off my back, how do I stop it from laughing at me every time I take a leak?

Monkey: "Is that a Dharma logo I see there...?"

Okay, this isn't an entry, but there's not much that makes me spit up my drink at the screen. I know we don't get to vote, but fred's "TOO curious george" comment is TOO damned funny!

Thumbs, and possibly other appendages, up fred! :o)

"COME ON, YOU CALL THAT PISSING?"
Ed the modivation monkey was misplaced and a short lived entity in the Haliburton bathroom. He then went to become Secretary of the Interior for the Bush presidency... and nobody noticed.

Chimp: "You seen that new piece of tail in accounting? I think I'm gonna try and hit that."

Guy: "I like mine with a little less fur...WHOA! Keep your eyes on the road."

Former NBC star J. Fred Muggs guests on a very special episode of 'The Office' during November Sweeps.

J. Fred: I don't know, Jim. I wouldn't have kissed Pam. But then, maybe it's because I find you humans so damned ugly.