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Subtle Subtitles

by Keith McDuffee, posted Oct 6th 2006 4:25PM
Last week's winners:

3rd to Toby OB: "She opened the package, never suspecting it to be the first stage of the invasion by the inhabitants of Pluto, who were seeking revenge for being called a "dwarf planet" "
2nd to Jamie: "Oh, good. I don't have to swallow it--it's a suppository."
1st to Brent McKee: "Rory just couldn't believe that her grandmother Emily had sent her this, complete with detailed operating instructions and a note that said she'd been using one just like it for years."

... and a special hats off to orimental, who reminded me that it's the one year anniversary of Subtle Subtitles. Cool!

This week, a scene from the season premiere of Lost:
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Chris Wyant

Chimp: "So then he says 'No soup for you!' Freakin' classic man!"
Guy: "That was like ten years ago."

Or

Chimp: "Hey man, I'm sorry about the whole flinging feces thing, I was just a little stressed out."
Guy: "Please stop talking to me, or at least start talking to other people too. The whole office thinks I'm nuts!"

Or

Chimp: "You know what's good about all these commercials during Lost? We can take some time and talk about the show. What do you think are the implications of rebelling against "the man" for our castaways. I think maybe it's got something... KILL YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!"

Or

Chimp: "Yeah, so I conned this broad once and her husband flipped out and killed her and then himself. They had a little kid James, but I'm not worried about him. Ooh, you better hurry up and catch your flight back to LA."

October 10 2006 at 10:00 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Kevbo

"How is it, Bonzo, that you're the only code monkey in the office NOT to have seen Proper Urinal Etiquette at YouTube?"

October 10 2006 at 9:51 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
dvddesign

"Hey, you're lucky I only fling poo..."

October 09 2006 at 9:51 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Dan

A banana in your pocket or happy to see me? Do you know how MANY times I've heard that line? What do I look like, a red-assed baboon? Stick to your own species!

October 09 2006 at 8:56 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Brent

oh man, I thought this was a scene from The Office, but now I realize it IS a careerbuilder.com comercial so mine doesn't really make any sense. With that said, lets try this again...

Ok now that I finally got this damn monkey off my back, how do I stop it from laughing at me every time I take a leak?

October 08 2006 at 5:47 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Tucker

Monkey: "Is that a Dharma logo I see there...?"

October 08 2006 at 2:25 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
erroneous_nick

Okay, this isn't an entry, but there's not much that makes me spit up my drink at the screen. I know we don't get to vote, but fred's "TOO curious george" comment is TOO damned funny!

Thumbs, and possibly other appendages, up fred! :o)

October 07 2006 at 11:29 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bus

"COME ON, YOU CALL THAT PISSING?"
Ed the modivation monkey was misplaced and a short lived entity in the Haliburton bathroom. He then went to become Secretary of the Interior for the Bush presidency... and nobody noticed.

October 07 2006 at 7:36 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Aaron Peck

Chimp: "You seen that new piece of tail in accounting? I think I'm gonna try and hit that."

Guy: "I like mine with a little less fur...WHOA! Keep your eyes on the road."

October 07 2006 at 2:56 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Toby OB

Former NBC star J. Fred Muggs guests on a very special episode of 'The Office' during November Sweeps.

J. Fred: I don't know, Jim. I wouldn't have kissed Pam. But then, maybe it's because I find you humans so damned ugly.

October 07 2006 at 8:57 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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