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South Park: Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

by Adam Finley, posted Oct 11th 2006 11:45PM

south park(S10E09) Almost immediately after the events of 9/11, conspiracy theories began to crop up, and probably faster than ever before now that we had the internet and a way to instantaneously transmit gross misinformation and conclusions rife with logical fallacies. I think Cartman best summed up this episode with a line from his song about finding the truth behind 9/11: "I can't base my logic on proof."

While Mr. Macke tries to find out which boy took a crap in one of the urinals, Cartman decides to finally get to the bottom of 9/11. He presents his finding in class, and by using tortured logic, doctored photos and actually 9/11 conspiracy theories that are easily debunked by anyone with the ability to think rationally, he proves to the class that it was in fact Kyle who was behind it all along. What's especially funny about this is that Cartman hates Kyle, and obviously began his research wanting to prove Kyle's involvement. The same bass-ackward approach is exactly what causes anti-Semites to blame 9/11 on a Jewish plot, and every kid from a liberal arts college with a DSL connection and a gravity bong to blame the event on a government plot meant to increase public favor for invading the Middle East. When Cartman points out that one fourth of the population believe there was a conspiracy behind 9/11, Stan wisely points out that one fourth of the population is probably retarded.

It would be easy to milk comedy out of all the insane theories that continue to thrive in the face of boring, mundane facts, but Matt and Trey always manage to take it to another level, this time creating a hysterical meta episode in which 9/11 and the mystery of the urinal turd begin to intersect, and more and more people, including two mystery-solving brothers who get "raging clues" and even the President himself, become involved. The episode becomes completely convoluted by the end, but somehow in the twisted world of South Park it seems to make sense that the US government would have a vested interest in the poo Stan laid in the urinal when all the other toilets were occupied. The whole episode didn't make a lot of sense, which is precisely the point.

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chad

#21 - "Really?"

October 16 2006 at 1:46 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
joey boots

I have a clue and it's pointing that way!

October 15 2006 at 8:35 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
CENTER

I really don't think that this episode should have been released. The Simpsons have achieved a greater height in television because they aren't nearly as opinionated as South Park is. This episode makes no sense because even Trey and Matt don't know for sure what went on. You can't really debunk these elaborate conspiracy theories (from liberal college bong smokers or whatever) and call them retarded when the government isn't telling the complete truth. 1) if they knew that 911 was going to happen, why didn't they do anything? 2)i have never seen a bulding fall down like that by a fire, ever. 3)the problem with Islamic extremists being behind the attack is that anyone piasly religious could not do that...in any religion. I have been watching South Park since the Spirit of Christmas, and I just don't like this episode because it makes people believe that searching for the truth (in genearl) is like searching for who took a dump in the urinal and that is not the case. one thing is for sure though; if bush didn't orchestrate 911 for oil, he sure as hell sent troops into Iraq for Oil. Why? That's how he makes his money, OIL.

Don't stop questioning the authority. Biggie and 2pac's murders are not even solved yet, because of the asses who think they are too smart for conspiracies theories.... like Trey and Matt....and the guy who started this blog.

October 15 2006 at 2:20 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
hh

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/54070/The_Daily_Show.html

listen to the last 10 seconds... i wonder if that's where they got kyle's "Really???" ;)

October 14 2006 at 2:43 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Chesty

"...Yeah, at least one-fourth."

October 13 2006 at 12:16 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Gudlyf

Actually don't they call them the "Hardly Boys" in the episode anyway?

October 12 2006 at 11:07 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
James Gribble

The SouthPark Boys point out yet another political truth. The best words on the 9/11 conspiracy, come from Gore Vidal (who has very different politics from my own).

Q: What do you think of the conspiracy theories about September 11?

Vidal: I'm willing to believe practically any mischief on the part of the Bush people. No, I don't think they did it, as some conspiracy people think. Why? Because it was too intelligently done. This is beyond the competence of Bush and Cheney and Rumsfeld. They couldn't pull off a caper like 9/11. They are too clumsy.

October 12 2006 at 10:53 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
NicAntoine

You believe what you want to believe. As will be the case with most people, whomever affected you the most in your past will impact your negativve and/or positive outlook on the world. Unfortunately, there will never be a definitive answer for anything. Unfortunately, everyone has an opinion. Logic is a slave to our emotions.

October 12 2006 at 6:16 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Adam Finley

Hey, I'm actually older than you, Max (I'm 30). I guess mentioning the Hardy Boys reference slipped my mind. Heck, my father read those books. Never checked 'em out myself.

October 12 2006 at 2:59 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Karen

Oh, man. Just a few days ago I watched the documentary "Protocols of Zion," which looks at the rise of contemporary anti-Semitism and was inspired by the filmmaker hearing people talk about how 4000 Jews avoided death on 9/11 because they were told not to come to work. So watching this episode was like an astonishing coda to that experience.

This was just brilliant. And yes, Chad (commenter #1)--without DOUBT the best part was Kyle's ever-more bemused delivery of "Really?!?"

October 12 2006 at 1:54 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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