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Just in time for Christmas: Dustin Diamond's sex tape is for sale

by Adam Finley, posted Oct 13th 2006 2:13PM
dustin diamondWhether you're a Christian or, like me, belong to a secret church that worships elves, you gotta love the holiday season. This year you can make the season even brighter for someone by giving them what will probably be the most popular gift this year next to the new Play With Me For A Week Then Throw Me In The Closet And Never Think About Me Again Elmo: Dustin Diamond's four year old sex tape. Who among us hasn't wished upon a star for our own copy of Screech doing the nasty with a strange woman? I'm going to wait for the enhanced DVD version with audio commentary from Francis Ford Coppola, but if you just can't wait, porn company Red Light District, the same company that released Paris Hilton's infamous sex tape, will be releasing the video online and in stores. If I were you I'd grab my sleeping bag and grab a spot in line now.

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Not Bitter

2 thoughts.

1. Nothing is harder than a diamond

2. Should the word Screech be in the title?

October 16 2006 at 12:40 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
beanspants1

tickle me elmo does have a sex tape. it's hilarious.

http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/tmx-elmo-sex-tape-has-arrived-206937.php

October 14 2006 at 2:25 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Porchland

Rich is trying to raise the profile of the pearl necklace like Dustin Diamond did for the Dirty Sanchez. WTG, Rich! ;)

October 13 2006 at 3:35 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Whoosh

Why doesn't TICKle me ELMO make a sex tape?? That I would buy.

October 13 2006 at 3:24 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
peppers

omg omg omg omg cannot wait hes sooooooooooooooooo hot i bet his d**k is rele rele big n hairy

October 13 2006 at 3:24 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Richard Keller

I was going to get my wife a lovely pearl necklace and some diamond earrings for Christmas. Now, I'll chuck that all in the garbage for 'Sex with Screech'. Gosh, the wife will be pleased!

October 13 2006 at 3:22 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bex

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!

October 13 2006 at 3:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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