Gee, your hair smells like Simon Cowell

by Adam Finley, posted Oct 20th 2006 10:02AM
simon cowellWhile no deal has been reached just yet, a couple gossipy type sites are saying a top American cosmetics company is trying to woo Simon Cowell into launching his very own line of toiletries, including a perfume. This has apparently been verified by Cowell's publicist, so keep an eye out for various products with the name "Simon Cowell" on them designed to make you smell all pretty and stuff. I'm not sure exactly what products will be available if the deal goes through, but I assume they'll not only improve skin and hair, but also shatter your childhood dreams and viciously humiliate you as well. His publicist also says that a product with Cowell's name on it will generate a lot of interest, which I don't necessarily believe. If I need someone to tell me I'm singing Arthur's Theme off key he's the first man I'll turn to, but I don't have any desire to purchase face cream from him.

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Blake Moore

I don't think a product line with Simon Cowell is going to be a greater seller at all.

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November 02 2006 at 1:37 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
erroneous_nick

I wonder if the product will have a name like "Gee, Your Hair Smells Like An Ass"

October 23 2006 at 2:38 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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