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Subtle Subtitles

by Keith McDuffee, posted Oct 20th 2006 12:44PM

Last week's winners:

3rd place to corbett: "Tonight on Access Hollywood, we have exclusive J.Lo footage and you won't believe what it takes to make her HOT."
2nd place to fishpatrol: "Look, I'm sorry she had night terrors after last month's visit, but this is the last time we give her laughing gas."
1st place to Tom F: "Tonight on Dateline NBC; Is the CIA using North Jersey nail salons to secretly torture suspected Al Qaeda operatives?"

This week, a scene from the latest episode of Jericho:
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erroneous_nick

Microsoft's annual "Geeks-Who-Can't-Get-A-Date Picnic" is about to meet "The Sniper-Of-Incredibly-Poor-Aim" with terrifyingly hilarious results.

October 23 2006 at 2:35 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bus

With one bullet Richard Simmons stolen porn video is prevented from reaching the internet, and Lorenzo Lamas completes yet another thankless job for homeland security.

October 23 2006 at 10:53 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Brent McKee

All it took was a nuclear war, but DirectTV and Dish Network finally tracked down the last satellite TV hacker in North America.

October 21 2006 at 2:26 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Chuck

Tuesdays this Fall on BET: Ironside 2006.

October 20 2006 at 6:40 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Chris Wyant

"We got him, the dreaded pirate who leaked 'Employee of the Month' on bittorrent. Awaiting orders. Over."
"Roger, take him out. That scum makes me sick. Piracy hurts everyone. Execute."

OR

"Uh, Captain? I have the target in site, but I have a question. Is this a hate crime?"

October 20 2006 at 5:40 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
chris w

In order for the merger of the WB and UPN to take place, drastic measures were taken upon the WBs' last original programmer.

October 20 2006 at 4:41 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Borat

Dateline has gone too far and now they think it's their job to eliminate all internet predators.

October 20 2006 at 4:34 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
chris w

In order for the merger of the WB and UPN to take place, drastic measures were take upon the WBs' last original programmer.

October 20 2006 at 4:30 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Dorv

"And Tonight on Jericho... The lengths Hawkins will go to be able to watch Lost without whining about all of the commericals."

October 20 2006 at 2:23 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Lyndon

I have the target in sight. "Your days of uploading Mama's Family, will soon come to an end. Muahahahaha!"

October 20 2006 at 2:19 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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