People want their pancakes and sausage on a stick

Hold on, I'm writng this down...

"...a block of cheese wrapped in bologna and bread with a mayonnaise dipping cup soon,..."

OK. Got it. I could do pastrami and rye bread too. The mayo might go bad, though. Mustard, maybe?

"...as well as a giant meatball wound in spaghetti."

God, this is great stuff. Oh, you're laughing now, but just wait until I hit the county fair circuit next year. I'll be laughing all the way to the bank! MMMWWAAA HAH HA HAH HAH HA HAAAAA!

The plain kind are my wife's Sunday-morning breakfast. She has one, sometimes two, every Sunday morning and no other day. I don't know why, but she does. I agree that any food in moderation probably isn't too terrible, and besides, doesn't everyone know that EVERYTHING TASTES BETTER ON A STICK!

That said, you couldn't get me to eat one of those things. I'd rather stick to my frosted, chocolate-coated, deep-fried butter balls topped with a sausage cream gravy. I'm on a health-food kick after all.

elf...you're not the only one to remember Toast on a Stick. I'm just angry my grocer would never stock 'em!

War rages world wide = a sign of the apocalypse
Pancake wrapped meat on a stick = good eatin

The real question?

What will Marie Callender do to top this one.

I don't care how great they taste. This is clrearly a sign of the impending apocalypse.

Nutritional info (one serving, 14 servings per box)

220 calories, 13 grams fat (4 grams saturated, 53 percent fat calories), 5 grams protein, 22 grams carbohydrate, 25 milligrams cholesterol, 1 gram dietary fiber, 350 milligrams sodium.

I had the plain kind and they rock. And roll. You are really quick to say that the company is evil for making things like this, and that's crap. Seriously. You can enjoy any food you want in moderation, obviously, you shouldn't eat these things three meals a day. You know, too much water can kill you too so maybe water should be regulated by the FDA too.

There was a six month period that all I had time for was a single meal a day, which was from a popular to roast fast food restaurant. I lost about 20 pounds during this time, the reason being that I was working so hard- and I was eating A LOT during that meal- possibly 4 or 5 thousand calories. I stopped eating there all the time, and then I stopped working at the store I had been working at- I gained that 20 pounds back within a few months.

You can see the Jon Stewart bit on YouTube, natch:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=diH9m0EQgv0

You know, I'm overweight and love the junk food, and even I find these things disgusting and excessive. It's really a sign of where America's going (and already gone).

Adam, why are you so against the idea. Do you have a fear about putting long warm things in your mouth. :) I'm surprised it took JD to add this to its product line. I was selling those at a 7-11 over five years ago so they are not exactly a new thing. Just leave us fat bastards alone while we seek out more and tastier ways to spend more time on the couch watching the very thing we talk about.