Subtle Subtitles

"Well, there's either a whole messload of water right under here, or this Dowsing Rod is none too happy to see me!"

"Wait. You want me to put that WHERE?"

And the Star System is messed up. They're working on it.

You can tell she used to be in porn by the way she pulls it out and pours it on herself.

SUV owners are seen sympathsizing with their gas guzzling vehicles by wasting some on themselves.

Not to sound like a real hole, but is the star system still not working, cuz i should have something closer to 10 stars now, and it's still saying 4. i only write subtitles for the stars, NOT because it cracks me up to actually come up with something funny. i guess, you know, what i'm saying is that i need the stars cuz they keep me going. derka

"Having heard from Senator Stevens that the Internet was a series of tubes, Stephanie decided she wanted to try ExxonMobil(e)'s new broadband service at only $4.00 a gallon."

Forget about eating brains, these gas guzzling ghouls will stop at nothing for a hi-octane fix! Stay tuned for the SciFi Original Movie, "The Unleaded Undead", coming up next.

After being groped by Mark Foley, who said she was the only woman he ever found attractive, Shirley had an uncontrollable urge to bathe in gasoline and have a smoke.

There's some motherfreakin' snakes in the motherfreakin' car

Patricia Arquette mind-melds with the Chevy-hating gas pump on the season premiere of 'Medium'.