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May 26, 2012

And I Quote: The best lines of the week

by Keith McDuffee, posted Oct 28th 2006 10:35PM

hiroThe TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
  • "Miss Hasselbeck, perhaps best known for her work as a mime on the show The View, told the grown-ups on that program that she was outraged by the name of one of Law & Order's special victims, Elizabeth Hassenback." -- Keith Olbermann, during his Keeping Tabs segment on Countdown.
  • Hiro: "We got beat up because you made us cheat at gambling. Using my powers for personal gain. That's the Dark Side."
    Ando: "Not being broke is the Dark Side?" -- Heroes.
  • "Wow! You are really screwed!" -- What Bob says when personal trainer / weight-loss coach Bob Harper on The Biggest Loser learns that Erik has lost a challenge and will have to workout three days without Bob's help.
  • "I think I have mad penis." -- Denny Crane on Boston Legal
  • "I think I told that kid to get our daughter in the back seat of a car." -- Eric on Friday Night Lights.
  • "Wait, you want her to talk to you after? But that would make you the girl. I don't even want to talk to them before." -- Denny Crane on Boston Legal.
  • Clark: "Zoners?"
    Chloe: " Escaped super-criminals from the Phantom Zone is a bit of a mouthful." -- Smallville.
  • " A new study says women are grumpier than men. Of course. That explains The View." - David Letterman
  • Dexter: "Who are you?"
    Rita: "Lara Croft. Tomb Raider."
    Dexter: "Ah. You raid tombs dressed like that? Impressive." -- Dexter remarking on Rita's Lara Croft Halloween costume, on Dexter.
  • Veronica: "Here's a fun thing to say to your beau: mind if I go put the screws to someone?"
    Logan: "Go ahead. Screw your brains out." -- Veronica to Logan, as she's about to go interrogate some students, on Veronica Mars.

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thanks for reminding us Olberman's pompousness is still on the air.

we're forever thankful for his elitist comments. What a jerk.

October 30 2006 at 9:08 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
J. MacKay

Someone is actually watching Keith Olberman?? Who is getting more viewers? Katie or Keith?

October 29 2006 at 11:32 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Toby OB

I'm surprised you didn't have this one:


"In five years we'll all either be working for him or dead by his hand." - Jack Donaghy referring to Kenneth the NBC Page, '30 Rock'

October 29 2006 at 8:55 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Tweaq

Ahh Keith, you should have threw in the next Hiro line.
"Waffles, yahu"
That was almost the best part of the episode.

October 28 2006 at 10:45 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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