Waterwalk == Firefly

My amedned list:

You Hate Ricky = I Love Lucy
Acquaintances without Health Food = Strangers with Candy
Mrs. Hide = Mr. Show
Pistachio Sidewalk = Sesame Street
The Nice Lie = The Awful Truth
North Drive = South Park
Skin = Bones
Small Sister = Big Brother
Increase my Boredom = Curb Your Enthusiassm
Solid Radio = Liquid Television
Nun = Monk
Verne Jupiter = Veronica Mars
Waterwalk = Firefly
Sad Nights = Happy Days
What's an Employee? = Who's the Boss?
The Duchesses of Safety = The Dukes of Hazzard
Mousewoman = Batman
Tuesday Day HandCube = Monday Night Football
Gold Forks = Silver Spoons
Fictions of Death = Facts of Life
The Hate Airplane = The Love Boat
Content BarnHusbands = Desperate Housewives
The Even Trio = The Odd Couple
Valley Sidewalk Reds = Hill Street Blues
Empty Apartment = Full House
Divorced without Parents = Married with Children
Jeers = Cheers
The Sugarsunners = The Honeymooners
Single Bases = Twin Peaks
Maiden Driver = Knight Rider
Mexico's Saddest Office Soundbites = America's Funniest Home Videos
The Cat Shouter = The Dog Whisperer
Leave Stupid = Get Smart
LighteningDogs = Thundercats
Thumb and the Heart = Pinky and the Brain
Elderly Genetically Pure Samurai Hares = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Old and the Calm = The Young and The Restless
Blue Elf = Red Dwarf
Pig and Duck = Cow and Chicken
Axle of Poverty = The Wheel of Fortune
Hunter Jane, DDS = Trapper John, M.D.
Eagle Colgate = Falcon Crest
Shrinking Pleasures = Growing Pains
Min(imum) FootHallway = Max Headroom
The Misery of Sketching = The Joy of Painting
Seven is Inadequate = Eight is Enough
Two Deaths to Die = One Life to Live
Handsome Bobby = Ugly Betty
Biff the Mummy Resuscitator = Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Charlene's Devils = Charlie's Angels
The Sword = The Shield
General Koala = Captain Kangaroo
Land Gather = Sea Hunt
Truthfixers = Mythbusters
Jill and the Skinnywoman = Jake and the Fatman
Reality Peninsula = Fantasy Island
338 = 227
Kilogram Kittens = Pound Puppies
LandCoyote = Airwolf
This is Kinda Starling = That's So Raven
Tinman and Mr. Queen = The Scarecrow and Mrs. King
Take it from Wombat = Leave It To Beaver
Your Two Daughters = My Three Sons
Driver Lucille Can Win = Parker Lewis Can't Lose
Please Do Regurgitate the Daffodils = Please Don't Eat the Daisies
Only the Five of Them = Just the Ten of Us
Fireman Pop = Police Woman
Peoria Despair = Chicago Hope
The Spring Lady = The Fall Guy
Flopper = Flipper
Molly Anaconda's Walking Zoo = Monty Python's Flying Circus
Tushy Enemies = Bosom Buddies
Occupied Birdhouse = Empty Nest
Resurrection He Read = Murder She Wrote
The Middle-of-the-Night Unspecified Area = The Twilight Zone
This is Your Tree = That's My Bush
The Small Painful Rocking Chair = The Big Comfy Couch
XLSQ Outside Cleavland = WKRP in Cincinnati
Overcat = Underdog
Big France = Little Britain
Your Father the Bicycle = My Mother the Car
Women Outside Hedges = Men in Trees
Anarchy and Chaos = Law and Order
Low-way from Hell = Highway to Heaven
Sidewalk Exceptions = Road Rules
Amateurs of Comedy = Masters of Horror

Damn...

Of course...

The Sword = The Shield

But was does Waterwalk equal?

You Hate Ricky = I Love Lucy
Acquaintances without Health Food = Strangers with Candy
Mrs. Hide = Mr. Show
Pistachio Sidewalk = Sesame Street
The Nice Lie = The Awful Truth
North Drive = South Park
Skin = Bones
Small Sister = Big Brother
Increase my Boredom = Curb Your Enthusiassm
Solid Radio = Liquid Television
Nun = Monk
Verne Jupiter = Veronica Mars
Waterwalk =
Sad Nights = Happy Days
What's an Employee? = Who's the Boss?
The Duchesses of Safety = The Dukes of Hazzard
Mousewoman = Batman
Tuesday Day HandCube = Monday Night Football
Gold Forks = Silver Spoons
Fictions of Death = Facts of Life
The Hate Airplane = The Love Boat
Content BarnHusbands = Desperate Housewives
The Even Trio = The Odd Couple
Valley Sidewalk Reds = Hill Street Blues
Empty Apartment = Full House
Divorced without Parents = Married with Children
Jeers = Cheers
The Sugarsunners = The Honeymooners
Single Bases = Twin Peaks
Maiden Driver = Knight Rider
Mexico's Saddest Office Soundbites = America's Funniest Home Videos
The Cat Shouter = The Dog Whisperer
Leave Stupid = Get Smart
LighteningDogs = Thundercats
Thumb and the Heart = Pinky and the Brain
Elderly Genetically Pure Samurai Hares = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The Old and the Calm = The Young and The Restless
Blue Elf = Red Dwarf
Pig and Duck = Cow and Chicken
Axle of Poverty = The Wheel of Fortune
Hunter Jane, DDS = Trapper John, M.D.
Eagle Colgate = Falcon Crest
Shrinking Pleasures = Growing Pains
Min(imum) FootHallway = Max Headroom
The Misery of Sketching = The Joy of Painting
Seven is Inadequate = Eight is Enough
Two Deaths to Die = One Life to Live
Handsome Bobby = Ugly Betty
Biff the Mummy Resuscitator = Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Charlene's Devils = Charlie's Angels
The Sword = Gun
General Koala = Captain Kangaroo
Land Gather = Sea Hunt
Truthfixers = Mythbusters
Jill and the Skinnywoman = Jake and the Fatman
Reality Peninsula = Fantasy Island
338 = 227
Kilogram Kittens = Pound Puppies
LandCoyote = Airwolf
This is Kinda Starling = That's So Raven
Tinman and Mr. Queen = The Scarecrow and Mrs. King
Take it from Wombat = Leave It To Beaver
Your Two Daughters = My Three Sons
Driver Lucille Can Win = Parker Lewis Can't Lose
Please Do Regurgitate the Daffodils = Please Don't Eat the Daisies
Only the Five of Them = Just the Ten of Us
Fireman Pop = Police Woman
Peoria Despair = Chicago Hope
The Spring Lady = The Fall Guy
Flopper = Flipper
Molly Anaconda's Walking Zoo = Monty Python's Flying Circus
Tushy Enemies = Bosom Buddies
Occupied Birdhouse = Empty Nest
Resurrection He Read = Murder She Wrote
The Middle-of-the-Night Unspecified Area = The Twilight Zone
This is Your Tree = That's My Bush
The Small Painful Rocking Chair = The Big Comfy Couch
XLSQ Outside Cleavland = WKRP in Cincinnati
Overcat = Underdog
Big France = Little Britain
Your Father the Bicycle = My Mother the Car
Women Outside Hedges = Men in Trees
Anarchy and Chaos = Law and Order
Low-way from Hell = Highway to Heaven
Sidewalk Exceptions = Road Rules
Amateurs of Comedy = Masters of Horror

(All but one)

The Sword = The Shield

The Sword - The Shield

The Sword - The Pen
This is Kinda Starling - That's So Raven

This is Kinda Starling = That's So Raven

This is Your Tree - That's My Bush
Single Bases - Twin Peaks

The Nice Lie = The Awful Truth
This is Your Tree = That's My Bush