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Subtle Subtitles

by Keith McDuffee, posted Nov 3rd 2006 3:35PM
Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

Last week's winners:

3rd place to Curtis: "After spilling some gas, the superstitious Maggie takes the pump in her right hand and throws some gas over her left shoulder."
2nd place to jOHN: "SUV owners are seen sympathsizing with their gas guzzling vehicles by wasting some on themselves."
1st place to Houston Gunslinger: "Curious.... Earthling reproductive organs do not correlate with our archival data..."

This week, a scene from the latest episode of The Office:

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FlagPatrick

THIS IS THE COLBERT REPORRRRRRT! And I'm Steve Carrell trying to get an Indian friend for Stephen Colbert!

November 09 2006 at 11:42 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Dan

Thank you folks, let's all give a big hand for Miss Janet Jackson, as Carmen Miranda singing, "My Love is in the Coconut". Next up, we have our very own Dwight "D-Cup" Schrute, who'll be bringing us his rendition of "Mele Kalikimaka" - which I was surprised to learn, translates as "Whip me, Wipe me, Make me eat Bad Beets".

November 09 2006 at 11:27 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Michelle

And this winner of this year's "Least Likable Employee Constest"......DWIGHT!"

November 06 2006 at 1:06 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
chris w

Dwight: This is the final straw, Michael. Your mocking of my Amish-Hawaiian heritage is insulting. Jan will hear of this ...I PROMISE

November 05 2006 at 4:49 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
chris w

Dwight: This it the final straw, Michael. Your mocking of my Amish-Hawaiian heritage is insulting. Jan will hear of this ...I PROMISE.

November 05 2006 at 4:47 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Toby OB

"Here's a little number I call 'The Caramel Sutra:

Happy peanut soars
Over chocolate-covered mountaintops
And waterfalls of caramel....
Prancing nougat in the middle
Sings a song of satisfaction
To the world.......

Man, I wish you people would scare up some S'mores already!"

November 04 2006 at 5:43 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
mikelite

"and now dwight & I will sing the Hawaiian classic "Kumona Wanna Laia"

November 04 2006 at 5:33 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
funkpunk

"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

November 04 2006 at 6:20 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
john

Dwight takes his rendition of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" very seriously.

November 04 2006 at 5:37 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Curtis

Michael Scott speaks about his commitment to inner-city Indians on the "Habitat for Hindu" portion of his campaign trail.

November 03 2006 at 6:03 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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