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And I Quote: The best lines of the week
by Keith McDuffee, posted Nov 4th 2006 12:09PM
The TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
- "Word in the conspiracy mill is she's out having my love child." -- Det. John Munch explaining Det. Olivia Benson's absence on Law & Order: SVU.
- "You brought me back to life. Don't think you're not going to pay for that." -- Randall, to brother Lucas, on The Nine.
- Eden: "He claims he can fly, but I don't have information ... Also there may have been an encounter with somebody who can stop time."
Horn-Rim Glasses Guy: "Really? That's cool." -- on Heroes. - "You're not getting in this dress." -- Alan Shore to Denny Crane on Boston Legal.
- "The human race has survived this long. It doesn't need Lex Luthor to save it." -- Lana on Smallville.
- "The Michael Jordan rule. On the court Jordan did whatever he wanted, 'cause be was Jordan. Everyone else did what they were told." -- When Stark is asked why he's the only one who gets to work the angles, on Shark.
- "Here's some advice I wish I'd got when I was young. Live every week...like it's shark week." -- Tracy Jordan to Kenneth, the page on 30 Rock.
- "It's like the gay version of Star Trek." -- Hilda, upon seeing the Mode offices on Ugly Betty.
- "Sorry I was late, I was at a luncheon for Ann Coulter's 60th birthday." -- Jack Donaghy to Liz Lemon on 30 Rock.
- "I say we torch a sheep." -- Joy's plan to create a sign from God to send a woman back to a convent on My Name Is Earl.
- Dean O'Dell: "Veronica, have you met my wife?"
Veronica: "Nope. Has your wife met the hot chick?" -- Regarding the good looking woman the Dean is introducing Veronica to, on Veronica Mars.
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