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Subtle Subtitles

by Keith McDuffee, posted Nov 10th 2006 3:29PM

Welcome to Subtle Subtitles. For those of you who are uninitiated to the purpose of this feature, we're asking you to come up with your funniest quote or description for what's going on in the screen grab we choose for the week. Winners are announced in the following Friday's contest.

Last week's winners:

3rd place to Toby OB: "And the next number is V-42. V-42. Anybody....?" "vishnu! I got vishnu! I win! VISHNU!"

(More after the jump...)

2nd place to Chris W: Michael: "Aloha everybody and welcome to our culture appreciation luau."
Dwight: It's the Diwali festival.
Michael: "What the hell is Diwali? That doesn't sound very Hawaiian."
Dwight: "It's the Indian festival of lights."
Michael: "How! Me pay many wampum to smoke some peace pipe"
Dwight: ...
Michael: "Hey-how-are-ya, hey-how-are-ya."

1st place to Brent Todd: "To answer your questions in order... *deep breath* No I did not enjoy dinner. Yes I once made out with Dwight for an hour before realizing it. Yes he used a breath mint. No I did not pee in the punch. I assure you I did not pee in the punch. Yes I once ran naked in front of a news camera. And no I did not have sex with an intern one time... it was twice."

This week, I went ahead and recycled an image I used on this past Monday's Prison Break:
prison break

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FlagPatrick

This is what happens when you make fun of FOX News or Rupert Murdoch

November 16 2006 at 4:46 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
chris w

Radiator/bondage sex. Only on the next DATELINE.

November 15 2006 at 6:05 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
FlagPatrick

1 man, 1 bloody hand, 1 radiator, 1 incredibly long subtitle for an incredibly stupid picture!

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This is really bad time to get diarrhea!

OR

You know if I was at NBC, I'd be sitting around a football field or chatting with Aaron Sorkin, not straddling a radiator!

November 15 2006 at 12:36 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Brent

Next week on "What will happen to Keith McDuffe if he doesn't get the star system fixed..."

November 13 2006 at 3:10 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Dan

Unlike the Signal Watch given to him by Superman, Jimmy Olsen didn't think the gadgets created by "Steam Radiator Guy" were nearly as effective.

November 13 2006 at 12:49 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Fred

"Say what you will, this radiator is still a better dance partner than Jerry Springer."

November 12 2006 at 12:51 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bus

This week, a scene from the latest Blind Date w/ Starr Jones.

November 11 2006 at 9:12 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
erroneous_nick

Pictured:

The only effective way for TV Squad to keep an American Idol reviewer...

AND

The reviewer's typical reaction to the news.

November 11 2006 at 12:18 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Chris Wyant

I should rephrase that second one:

Despite his bondage woes, T-Bag couldn't help but think that the highlights in his hair were a bit "too much."

When are the stars kicking in again (I've got a stockpile coming my way)?

November 10 2006 at 8:21 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Chris Wyant

T-Bag now wishes he didn't have that pesky hand keeping the zip-tie on his hand.

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Despite his bondage woes, T-Bag couldn't help but think that the highlights were a bit "too much."

November 10 2006 at 8:14 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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