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And I Quote: The best lines of the week

by Keith McDuffee, posted Nov 11th 2006 11:38PM

jimmy kimmelThe TV Squad team has made their picks for the top quotes of the week from TV:
  • Cheerleader's brother: "I'm gonna put it on YouTube and make like a million dollars!"
    Zach: "YouTube is free you idiot." -- Regarding a video showing the cheerleader's abilities, on Heroes.
  • "Your athletic ability has enabled millions of teenage Americans to sit on their couch and eat Doritos, and I think that is a wonderful thing." -- Jimmy kidding Tony Hawk about the massive success of his skateboarding video games on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday.
  • "Wouldn't you think I'd get tired of constantly being right? And yet it never gets old." -- Stark on Shark.
  • "She ran away with it like a hobo with a sweet potato pie!" -- Dan Rather, regarding Hillary Clinton's win, on The Daily Show.
  • Ratner: "You don't notice the little people because you're too busy lounging with Captain Moneybags here."
    Logan: "That's Admiral Moneybags." -- Hotel employee to Veronica Mars regarding not noticing him, on Veronica Mars.

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Jordan

Another great line from Heroes is where the waitress asks Hiro what he can do and he replies "I can teach people to speak Japanese" after saying that he has special abilities too. It sounds better just to watch this scene though.

November 15 2006 at 3:21 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
PhilWil

Nice article. I think this blog is one of the best on here. Its my end of the week read. I'm gonna try to get other here too cause this is just too much fun.

November 12 2006 at 11:35 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
pinsleric

My favorite is from the O.C.:

"I called you crazy eyebrow man!" -- The hobo referring to Sandy Cohen.

November 12 2006 at 4:04 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Tool

My favorite was Bill Maher on Larry King, speaking about traditional Republicans:

"I'm sure a lot of the base wanted to vote a straight Republican ticket, they couldn't find a straight Republican"

November 12 2006 at 12:33 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply

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